📢 OFFICIAL TOURIST BOARD ANNOUNCEMENT

More than 300,000 people have now visited the Old Man of Storr in a single year. Which is remarkable when you consider he has made absolutely no effort whatsoever. No advertising. No social media. Hasn't updated his website since approximately 60 million BC. Just stands there. Yet somehow, 300,000 people turned up to see him. We'd like to congratulate the Old Man on another outstanding year for Skye tourism. We did ask whether he had any plans to expand capacity for 2027. As usual, he was a bit dry and stony-faced. - Isle of Skye Tourist Board "Proof that if you've got the looks, you don't need a marketing department."