SMALL ISLAND. LARGE EXPECTATIONS.
The Old Man of Storr on the Isle of Skye
Isle of Skye Tourist Board

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Help us continue providing the island with information it never asked for.

“Small contributions. A suspiciously large difference.”
An entirely voluntary administrative appeal

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Despite our extensive involvement in aerospace, Highland infrastructure, wildlife conservation and visitor management, the Isle of Skye Tourist Board receives no public funding.

Our applications have been unsuccessful. Donnie maintains this is because we haven’t submitted any. Murdo says that has probably saved everybody a great deal of paperwork.

A steaming enamel mug of tea£3

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A plate of golden oat biscuits£5

Keep Murdo in biscuits

A glass of amber Scotch whisky£10

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Helps keep the Tourist Board operational

More updates, more stories and more craic

Supports essential island reconnaissance

Ensures the important news continues to arrive

“Every little bit helps…
especially if it’s a biscuit.”— Murdo
“Your support means we can keep doing what we do best — sharing the real Skye, with a bit of humour.”— Donnie

All contributions are entirely voluntary.
Our visitor information will remain free, although we reserve the right to charge for the accurate bits.

The Isle of Skye Tourist Board is an independent parody page and not an official tourism authority or registered charity.